Saturday, August 8, 2009

Saturday morning phone call

After small talk and updates and respective plans for the weekend:

"Oh, that phlegmatic bunch of blubber!"

"Obese, that's not even the word for her, what is it now? ("Morbidly obese?")

Yes, morbidly obese! That'd probably be a good thing for her, actually, if she just died!"

- My father, on my sister's cat Ellie